I have decided that Tice #2 is a genius before s/he is even out of the womb. I believe our unborn second child has been making me so sick and miserable for the following reasons:
1. S/he has decided that if s/he makes me miserable enough, that in turn, it will make Daddy miserable enough to change his mind about wanting a 3rd child therefor this child will not have to be the "middle child."
2. With their only being 2 children in our family his/her portion of whatever inheritance we decide to leave our children (If any because we plan on spending every single penny WE have made on OUR retirement!) will be a larger cut with only having to split with one sibling.
Child of ours, you have 18 years to torture us, why start in the womb???
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